Dezamagire.dezamagire.Manchester nu mai este echipa tipic englezeasca (adik ataca din primul minut pana la fluierul final).Suntem 7 aici k de obicei 6 sunt fericiti si unu(adik eu)dezamagit.Dak am uitat sa va spun ma asteptam k Manchester sa castige ECC.Se pare k de kte ori tin cu o echipa ea pierde...See ya...Have a nice night!Oricum in seara asta e Partydyl KISS FM :)
Bun venit pe blogul meu! Intrati, nu va rusinati si nu va descaltati!
sâmbătă, 28 mai 2011
ECC-Final-First part
Iata k a ajuns si ziua finalei Champions League: Barcelona - Manchester United.Momentan e 1-1 dupa golurile lui Petro(Barcelona) si respectiv Rooney(Manchester United).Dupa primele 5 minute Manchester arata k va domina meciul si va intrerupe TIKA-TIKA, dar nu a fost asa:(.Sper k sa nu se intample k la postul knd Romania a jukt cu Bosnia.I will be back with second part. :D
joi, 26 mai 2011
I'm alive!
Primul post dupa 21.05.2011.Normal akum trebuia sa fiu la judecata de apoi dar WOW i'm stil aive alive.Am auzit k acel domn kre a calculat el din biblie nu e de gasit de sambata seara.Eu cred k nu a putut sa se impace cu idee k va fi sfarsitul lumii si sa sinucis.Deci... WE STILL ALIVE \:D/
joi, 19 mai 2011
Nu calcati iarba!
Acum kteva zile am citit o chestie interesanta pe blogul lui Dezbracatu' (http://www.gogaie.ro/). Era vorba despre un caine un parc si chestii dastea.In aproape toate parcurile de la noi din tara vezi "Nu calcati iarba", "Nu rupeti florile" (in cazul florilor sunt de acord).Dar dc sa nu calcam iarba?Oare domnul Oprescu, domnul Vanghelie, domnul Piedone, domnul Marian Dragu platesc din buzunarul propriu gazonul?NU PLATESC.Angajatii sunt platiti cu bani din taxe si impozite platite de locuitorii orasului.Cum se face k in New York in Central Park totii au voie sa calce iarba si in tara noastra sunt niste reguli kre nusi au rostul.
Ink cva domnilor XYZ, dak nu mai vreti sa calce nimeni iarba puneti o pancarta... pentru k romanul :
"NU CALCATI PE IARBA"-dc sa nu calc ce se poate intampla?
"CALCATI PE IARBA"- :)) dc sa calc?e un ordin cva...
Deci regurile sunt facute sa fie incalcate.
miercuri, 18 mai 2011
21.05.2011
Dupa mai multe tentative esuate de a prezice sfarsitul lumi: 1990-1992-1994-1999-2000-2001-2005;un american in varsta de 89 d ani ani a prezis k pe 21.05.2011 va fi sfarsitul lumi adik pe TOATA Terra va fi un cutremur.In acel articol mai scria k mai multe americani si-au dat demisia deja de la locuri de munca si sau dus spre un loc sigur.Acel american a prezis sfarsitul lumi bazanduse pe numerelogie si calcule (am zis eu k matematica te inebuneste dar nimeni nu ma crezut).Asa k domnule XY lasane cu dastea...Dupa data asta va fi 21.12.2012...Chiar vreau sa aflu kn va fi urmatoarea data pentru sfarsitul lumi.Akum 2-3 saptamani m-am uitat pe Trinitas TV duminica dimineata (pentru cei kre nu stiu Trinitas TV este televiziunea Patriarhiei Romane)si la un moment dat preotul a zis : "Alfa si Omega, inceputul si sfarsitul".Ok...alfa prima litera a alfabetului grec si omega ultima; in nici un caz nu se refera la sfarsitul omenirii.
Dupa parerea mea ar fi:
ALFA-data/ora knd se naste un om
OMEGA-omul isi incheie misiunea pe kre a avuto p Terra
Deci iubiti cititori nu mai credeti toate vorbele kre apar in presa, mass-media, internet sau alte surse de informare.Ma gandesc ce am sa scriu pe 22.12.2012...
Dupa parerea mea ar fi:
ALFA-data/ora knd se naste un om
OMEGA-omul isi incheie misiunea pe kre a avuto p Terra
Deci iubiti cititori nu mai credeti toate vorbele kre apar in presa, mass-media, internet sau alte surse de informare.Ma gandesc ce am sa scriu pe 22.12.2012...
Noua dovada k manelele sunt de SHIT!!!
Acesta este un articol luat de pe http://www.cancan.ro/
Dan Bursuc: "Îmi vin idei incredibile de manele la WC"
Dan Bursuc a explicat cum decurge "procesul" prin care iau naştere manelele de succes.
Artistul şi producătorul a explicat că nu are un anume ritual atunci când compune, i se întâmplă să o facă în diverse locuri, fără să aibă o locaţie anume. Bursuc nu s-a ferit să spună că cele mai bune idei îi vin atunci când e la toaletă.
"Hiturile ies când ai inspiraţie, indiferent unde te afli. Îmi vin idei incredibile la WC", a declarat Dan Bursuc la "Poveştiri de Noapte".
Dan Bursuc: "Îmi vin idei incredibile de manele la WC"
Dan Bursuc a explicat cum decurge "procesul" prin care iau naştere manelele de succes.
Artistul şi producătorul a explicat că nu are un anume ritual atunci când compune, i se întâmplă să o facă în diverse locuri, fără să aibă o locaţie anume. Bursuc nu s-a ferit să spună că cele mai bune idei îi vin atunci când e la toaletă.
"Hiturile ies când ai inspiraţie, indiferent unde te afli. Îmi vin idei incredibile la WC", a declarat Dan Bursuc la "Poveştiri de Noapte".
luni, 16 mai 2011
joi, 12 mai 2011
Strong!
Lipsa de adrenalina si-a pus aprenta asupra telefonului meu.A trecut mai mult de 4luni d knd nu a mai cazut, exceptand faptul k luni a "baut" lapte ZUZU.Astazi a incerkt o noua provocare: o cazatura de la etajul 3 al caminului A8, ajung jos l-am cautat cva timp si knd lam pornit OMG ink merge mai bine k atunci knd a fost nou.Ultima cazatura a fost in decembrie dar de la etajul 2.Astept sa vad kre va fi deznodamandul la o kzatura de la etajul 4.Deci Nokia 6500 slide cel mai rezistent tefelon ever :)
miercuri, 11 mai 2011
luni, 9 mai 2011
De ce? Why? Porque?
In primul rand salutari tuturor, am revenit din practica!!!Am o multime de idei dar putin timp, dar am sa incerc sa postez toate ideile.
Astazi dupa ceam venit din practica, asteptand 105, era i familie de tigani se certau, iar dupa ce femeia sa zis cva p tiganeste acesta sa dus spre ea si ia dat 1 pumn.Toata lumea se uita la ei.Dupa lovitura tiganca a cazut si am crezut k "head shot".Acum ma gandesc cat de inuman, cat de tampit, cat de prost poti sa fi sa lovesti otiganca femeie? Acelui tip ii dedic urmatoarea piesa:
Astazi dupa ceam venit din practica, asteptand 105, era i familie de tigani se certau, iar dupa ce femeia sa zis cva p tiganeste acesta sa dus spre ea si ia dat 1 pumn.Toata lumea se uita la ei.Dupa lovitura tiganca a cazut si am crezut k "head shot".Acum ma gandesc cat de inuman, cat de tampit, cat de prost poti sa fi sa lovesti o
P.S. nu ma identific in piesa!!!
luni, 2 mai 2011
Amintiri din adolescenta!!! :x
Vineri seara am ajuns acasa, d data aceasta cu trenul; k de obicei am coborat la gara, iar la intersectia Bd. Republici cu Str. Eroilor (pe diagonala cu politia) am asteptat p cnv.Ok, dar asta conteaza mai putin; dupa 2 ani am trecut pe langa fostul meu liceu (park arata din ce in ce mai bine, parerea mea) si mergand p langa gardul m-am gandit sa va spun k :
Clasa a IX-a:
I will always remember : Sala 4 (Home sweet home)
I will always remember : Toti colegi si toate colegele
I will always remember : Diriga
I will always remember : Profa de romana din clasa a IX-a si a X-a (exceptand primele de 2-3 saptamani din primul semestru din clasa a IX-a knd profa era ...Simona the best teacher :D )
I will always remember : Baia :x, (knd intrai era k un incendiu de la fumul de tigari)
I will always remember : Profa de latina (kre a fost foarte intelegatoare cu noi, pt k la ora ei analizam diverse cuvinte si knd ne asculta ma rugam sami cada un substantiv :D )
I will always remember : Stoiculeasca, profa de muzica-kre ne obliga sa invatam melodiile (ea spunea, ea auzea:P )
I will always remember : Profa de istorie tot din clasa a IX-a (alte rugaciune pt k la fiekre ora asculta 3 persoane : de sus, de la mijloc si d jos-conform catalogului)
I will always remember : Profa de anteprenoriala (nu se aranja niciodata, venea ciufulita, nemachiata
BRB- pana la baie
I will always remember : Profa de franceza :)) =)) (venea cu laptele la scoala, nu mai stiu de la cn cumpara si nu avea timp sal duca aksa)
I will always remember : Profa de fizica (majoritatea luam 6-7-8 adik partea de teorie p kre o scriam la teste k problemele... )
I will always remember : Profa de chimie (era ore 0 adik de la 7-8 adik erau prezente doar 4-5 persoane)
I will always remember : Profa de biologie (nici o amintire)
Clasa a X-a :
I will always remember : Profa de franceza (Monica- nu o interesa dak ne scriem tema, din partea mea si a tuturor baietilor din clasa (eu, margarit,savu,ice) "Respect pe viata")
I will always remember : Profa de matematica (era singura profesoara kre in fiekre saptamana venea vopsita in diverse culori si sifonerul ei cred k are dimensiunile unui apartament)
I will always remember : Profa de desen (Ora 0 deci :D )
I will always remember : Corpul B :x:x:x
I will always remember : noua profa de istorie (nea luat cartile de joc knd eram in sala de chimie, jukm razboi cu margarit si 1 saptamana nu nea primit la ora ;)) )
I will always remember : restul profesorilor nu s-au schimbat
Clasa a XI-a
I will always remember : B5 :x:x
I will always remember : prima zi si a doua zi de scoala ;))
I will always remember : erotic slot (eu, margarit, savu, skip-cine facea primul 10000 de puncte castiga :D)
I will always remember : Profa de desen (ne dadea ea foi si creioane doar k sa desenam)
I will always remember : Profa de stiinte (respect pe viata)
I will always remember : Profa de franceza optional (am avut media 10, dar niciodata nu nea ascultat si nici test nu am dat, oricum respect p viata)
I will always remember : Profa de sport (absente fara numar pt k aveam blugi)
I will always remember : ....
Clasa a XII-a
I will always remember : cea mai naspha an, toti profesorii p care ii aveam ne ameninta k nu ne incheie media si nu intram in bac
I will always remember : Profu de economie (tot ce tin minte de la ora lui este: "Dak de obicei cumparam doua paini si a doua maine nu o mankm ci o aruncam; cumparam in fiekre zi o paine si la sfarsitul saptamani ne ramane bani si pt o sticla e Cola")
I will always remember : Profa de muzica (trebuia sa facem karaoke si c sa cant si eu "BUG Mafia - Juktor adevarat", dupa c am terminat a inceput sa planga pt k sia adus aminte cum o prietena dea ei a pierdut 200 de euro in Austria la jocul ala " Asta are, asta nare, asta-i cea castigatoare"
I will always remember : Profa de sport (exercitiile ei de gimnatisk)
I will always remember : Proful de istorie (tot respectul din lume)
I will always remember : Proful de geografie (dupa ce in scoala generala am facut geografie cu doamna Puisor, in ultimul an de liceu am facut cu domnul Puisor, am dat bacul la geografie si norocul meu a fost doamna Puisor k profu era cu tehnologia-videoproiector-laptop-chestii dastea)
I will always remember : am uitat sa zic din toti ani de profa de religie (ne obliga sa invatam rugaciuni si asa am invatat si eu Crezul :D )
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I will always remember : septica-la pacha
I will always remember : profa de engleza-diriga (ne certa, ne facea prosti, avea un mod aparte de a preda-TOT RESPECTUL)
Si au mai fost cateva momente comice: cand mam certat cu diriga pt k nu voiam sa port tricoul (un tricoul alb cu emblema Colegiul National "Barbu Stirbei", knd iam zis k eu nu vin sa pun flori in curtea scoli, knd am plekt in prima zi din clasa a XI-a si apoi ma vazut peste kteva ore in oras, knd nu am vrut sa fiu de serviciu la usa-sa sun-chestii dastea...
:X:X:X I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER : HIGHSCHOOL YEARS :X:X:X
Clasa a IX-a:
I will always remember : Sala 4 (Home sweet home)
I will always remember : Toti colegi si toate colegele
I will always remember : Diriga
I will always remember : Profa de romana din clasa a IX-a si a X-a (exceptand primele de 2-3 saptamani din primul semestru din clasa a IX-a knd profa era ...Simona the best teacher :D )
I will always remember : Baia :x, (knd intrai era k un incendiu de la fumul de tigari)
I will always remember : Profa de latina (kre a fost foarte intelegatoare cu noi, pt k la ora ei analizam diverse cuvinte si knd ne asculta ma rugam sami cada un substantiv :D )
I will always remember : Stoiculeasca, profa de muzica-kre ne obliga sa invatam melodiile (ea spunea, ea auzea:P )
I will always remember : Profa de istorie tot din clasa a IX-a (alte rugaciune pt k la fiekre ora asculta 3 persoane : de sus, de la mijloc si d jos-conform catalogului)
I will always remember : Profa de anteprenoriala (nu se aranja niciodata, venea ciufulita, nemachiata
BRB- pana la baie
I will always remember : Profa de franceza :)) =)) (venea cu laptele la scoala, nu mai stiu de la cn cumpara si nu avea timp sal duca aksa)
I will always remember : Profa de fizica (majoritatea luam 6-7-8 adik partea de teorie p kre o scriam la teste k problemele... )
I will always remember : Profa de chimie (era ore 0 adik de la 7-8 adik erau prezente doar 4-5 persoane)
I will always remember : Profa de biologie (nici o amintire)
Clasa a X-a :
I will always remember : Profa de franceza (Monica- nu o interesa dak ne scriem tema, din partea mea si a tuturor baietilor din clasa (eu, margarit,savu,ice) "Respect pe viata")
I will always remember : Profa de matematica (era singura profesoara kre in fiekre saptamana venea vopsita in diverse culori si sifonerul ei cred k are dimensiunile unui apartament)
I will always remember : Profa de desen (Ora 0 deci :D )
I will always remember : Corpul B :x:x:x
I will always remember : noua profa de istorie (nea luat cartile de joc knd eram in sala de chimie, jukm razboi cu margarit si 1 saptamana nu nea primit la ora ;)) )
I will always remember : restul profesorilor nu s-au schimbat
Clasa a XI-a
I will always remember : B5 :x:x
I will always remember : prima zi si a doua zi de scoala ;))
I will always remember : erotic slot (eu, margarit, savu, skip-cine facea primul 10000 de puncte castiga :D)
I will always remember : Profa de desen (ne dadea ea foi si creioane doar k sa desenam)
I will always remember : Profa de stiinte (respect pe viata)
I will always remember : Profa de franceza optional (am avut media 10, dar niciodata nu nea ascultat si nici test nu am dat, oricum respect p viata)
I will always remember : Profa de sport (absente fara numar pt k aveam blugi)
I will always remember : ....
Clasa a XII-a
I will always remember : cea mai naspha an, toti profesorii p care ii aveam ne ameninta k nu ne incheie media si nu intram in bac
I will always remember : Profu de economie (tot ce tin minte de la ora lui este: "Dak de obicei cumparam doua paini si a doua maine nu o mankm ci o aruncam; cumparam in fiekre zi o paine si la sfarsitul saptamani ne ramane bani si pt o sticla e Cola")
I will always remember : Profa de muzica (trebuia sa facem karaoke si c sa cant si eu "BUG Mafia - Juktor adevarat", dupa c am terminat a inceput sa planga pt k sia adus aminte cum o prietena dea ei a pierdut 200 de euro in Austria la jocul ala " Asta are, asta nare, asta-i cea castigatoare"
I will always remember : Profa de sport (exercitiile ei de gimnatisk)
I will always remember : Proful de istorie (tot respectul din lume)
I will always remember : Proful de geografie (dupa ce in scoala generala am facut geografie cu doamna Puisor, in ultimul an de liceu am facut cu domnul Puisor, am dat bacul la geografie si norocul meu a fost doamna Puisor k profu era cu tehnologia-videoproiector-laptop-chestii dastea)
I will always remember : am uitat sa zic din toti ani de profa de religie (ne obliga sa invatam rugaciuni si asa am invatat si eu Crezul :D )
Hold on a second-notification p facebook-frontierVille-back to post
I will always remember : septica-la pacha
I will always remember : profa de engleza-diriga (ne certa, ne facea prosti, avea un mod aparte de a preda-TOT RESPECTUL)
Si au mai fost cateva momente comice: cand mam certat cu diriga pt k nu voiam sa port tricoul (un tricoul alb cu emblema Colegiul National "Barbu Stirbei", knd iam zis k eu nu vin sa pun flori in curtea scoli, knd am plekt in prima zi din clasa a XI-a si apoi ma vazut peste kteva ore in oras, knd nu am vrut sa fiu de serviciu la usa-sa sun-chestii dastea...
:X:X:X I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER : HIGHSCHOOL YEARS :X:X:X
/:)
In seara asta m-am gandit de unde vine numele masinilor:Audi, Dacia, BMW?Dak DACIA vine de la : "Daca Ai Cap Ia-ti Alta", pt celelalte am cautat p net si am gasit:
ACURA
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates
AMC
Always Made Crap
Autos May Combust
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Always Under Diagnostic Inspection
Always Upside-down, Double Interest
Another Understated Dealer Incentive
A Used Dodge Incognito
BMW
Bob Marley and the Wailers
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Beautiful Models Wanted
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Biggest Metal Waste
Big Money Works
Bring My Wallet
Burn My Wallet
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Bring More Women
Bring More Wrenches
Bavarian Money Waster
Bring My Wad!
Blew My Wad!
Big Money Wasted
Bring Money Where?
Buy More Women
But Mom, Why?
Big Manufactured Waste
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Idiot's Cat Killer
CADILLAC
Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions
Company Asking Dealers If Local Lawyers Are Calling
CAMARO
Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cant Have Every Vehicle Race On Last Every Time
Can hear every valve rattle, oil leaks every time
Check Heads Every Valve Rattles Or Leaks Every Time
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattling Oil Leaking Everywhere Truck
CHEVY
Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, or Lifter Every Time
Can't Have Everything Vern, YaknowwhatImean?
Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
Crap Hasn't Evolved Yet
CHRYSLER
Everyone knows who Lee Iacocca is right? His name IACOCCA stands for:
I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation America
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair (From James Bragg)
Company Has Rid Your Savings Legally: Electronic Robbery
Chrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser - Expect Repercussions
PT Loser (for PT Cruiser name)
PT Boozer
CORVETTE
Costly Ordinary Repairs, Very Expensive Transmissions Tires Etc (Sent in by Alan Boyd)
DAEWOO
Damn All Engines With Oriental Operations
Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally
DODGE
Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive
Doesn't only die, gets eaten
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Design Of Diabolical German Engineer
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Damned Old Dudes Going Everywhere
Damn Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine
Dodge Neon: Need Engine Overhauled Now (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
Darned Old Dirty Greasy Engine
Don't Our Dealers Gouge Everyone
FERRARI
Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively
FIAT
Found In A Trashcan
Fantastic In A Tightspot
Finest Italian Automotive Technology
Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
Failure In Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!
Fix It Another Time
FIRESTONE
Firestone Inexplicably Recalls Explosive SUV Tires On Non-stable Explorers (I worked on this one for 2 hours! - Jeff)
Firestone Overstates Reliability Data (The best one I've come up with yet, my personal fav.- Jeff)
FORD
Aspire: A Swift Punt In Rear End
PINTO: Please, It's Not Too Odious!
PINTO: Pyrotechnics Inevitable; No Timer Onboard
PINTO: Put In New Transmission Often
Ford Pinto: Flaming Oven Roasted Driver-Passengers Incinerated Nine Times Over (Sent in by Laurin)
THUNDERBIRD: This Hoopty Usually Needs Daily Engine Repair But It Rolls Downhill (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
MUSTANG - Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes
Found on repairman's doorstep
Found on rack daily
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Full Of Rust Deposits
Faithful, Obedient, Reliable, Dependable
F**KING OLD RETARDED DRIVER
Ford Focus....Ford F**ck Us
F**ker Only Rolls Downhill
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Found On Rubbish Dump
F***ed Over Road Disaster!
F***ing Oakey's Really Dig'em
F**king Obese Road Disasters
F**king Old Retarded Dudes
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Depreciation
F***ing Old Rebuilt Dodge
For Old Retired Drunks
Here's a good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
Here's another good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Relies On Family
First On Recall Day
Fast On Race Day
For Off Road Driving
Fireball On Rear Damage
First On Race Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
Fault Of R & D
MUSTANG - Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage
F***ed On Raw Deal
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Most tasteless one on the page: Found O.J. and Ron's DNA
Flip Over, Read Directions
Fork Over Remaining Dough
F**king Owners Really Dumb
F***ed On Race Day
(F)illped (O)ver (R)esevation (D)ecoration
(F)**ked (O)ver (R)ebuilt (D)iahatsu
For Old Retired Dutchmen
Found On Road Draggin
Frickin Old Ragged Dumpster
Fu**ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
First On Repair Day
FORD Owners Really Dumb
From Our Reject Department
LTD = Load of Trash from Detroit
GEO
Get Everything Overpriced
Got Everything Overhauled
GM
Government Motors
General Maintenance
General Mistakes
Generally Malfunctions
General Misery
Great Mess
General Malpractice
Genital Motors
Give More
GiMme
Getting Malignant
Got Me
Grab Me
GMC
God's Mechanical Curse
Getting Mostly Crap
GM Made Crap
Generally Makes Clouds
Garage Man's Companion
Generic Motors Corporation
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Greatest Mistake Created
Great Mountain of Crap
Greasy Messy Contraption
Gay Man's Chevy
Generically Made Chevrolet
Gimme My Checkbook!
Get More Cash!
HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad's Assistance
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything (From James Bragg)
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
Honda Options: No Deal Available!
Hold On, No Dealer Add-ons!
Honda Options Never Deal Affordably
Hang On, No Dealer Acquisitions!
HUMMER
Hope U Made Me Extra Reliable (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources
HYUNDAI
Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
Hope You Understand: Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
Hardly Your Understanding New Dealer Allowance Incentive
Hold Your Usual Nitpicks, Designs Are Improved
Helps You Undergo New Debt After Inception
Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside
Hope You Understand, No Deals Available Inside
Jeep
Just Empty Every Pocket
Just Expect Every Problem (Sent in by a visitor)
Just Eats Every Penny
Just Everybody Else's Parts
Junk Everyone Eventually Piles
Just Expect Extra Payments
Jaguar
Just A Guess U Are Rich (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
Jumps Around Grinds Uncontrollably Always Rusting
Jump Around Get Up And Run
Kia
Keep It Away!
Kick It's Ass
Korean Imitation Accord
Korea's Imported Accident
Killer's Imported Asset
Kiss It Away
Killed In Action
Keep Inside Asia
Korea Invades America
Korean Industrial Accident
Killer Implosion Awaits
Killed In Accident
LAMBORGHINI
Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image
Lucky A Man By Owning Really Gives His Image Nice Inflation
Lincoln
Litigant In Numerous Claims Of Legal Negligence (Sent in by Alan Boyd)
LOTUS
Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious
Maserati
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Must Always Zoom Down Asphalt
Most Are Zealously Duped Always
MERCEDES
My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke - But Efficiency Near Zero
Most Expensive Road Car Everyone Drives Except Steve
Merger Engaged Reverse Chrysler Entering Decline Evident Soon
MITSUBISHI
Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents (Courtesy James Bragg, FightingChance.com)
May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside (Sent in by a visitor)
Men In Tight Spots Uttering Bulls__t In Sexual Harassment Investigation
MOPAR
Match Old Parts As Required
Most Often Parked At Roadside
Move Over, Power Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Runnin'
Move Over People Are Racing
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Motor On Pavement After Race
Moments Of Power Are Rare
NISSAN
Nobody Intelligent Sorrowfully Saying Ahhh Nutz
Need I Say Something About Nothing
Never In Season Simply A No-show
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
Oldmobile
PLYMOUTH
PLYMOUTH Please Leave Your Money Order Under The Hood (Sent in by Alan Boyd)
PONTIAC
Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac
Piece Of Nasty Tacky Icky Ass Crap
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
FIREBIRD: Fast Irresistible Real Electrifying Bird Inexpensive Racing Dare-Devil
Pretty Overpriced Not That I Am Concerned
PORSCHE
Plenty Of Receipts. Sorry, Can't Have Everything
PLENTY OF REPAIRS SERVICE CAN'T HELP EVERYTHING
Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything
ROLLS
Regal Opulent Lovely Luxury Sedan (Sent in by Alan Boyd)
SAAB
Some Ass Actually Boughtit!
Styling Absent After Buyout
Backwards >>>> Bad Asses Always Suffocate
Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sorry Assed American Buyers
Start Adding Additional Brakefluid
Stop Asking About Brakes!
Sorry As A Bum
SALEEN
Some Aristocrats Love Every Expensive Novelty
SATURN
Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now
Some Argue That Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Send Another Towtruck Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Same American Trash Under Revised Name
SUBARU
Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
SUBARU backwards is: U R A BUS (You are a bus)
Subaru: Souped Up Bad Ass Racing Unit
Souped Up Blazingly Awesome Racing Unit
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Totalled Only Yesterday, Officer Towed Away
This One You Oughta Tow Away
To Operate Your Own Terrific Automobile
Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towed Away
Toyota Overcharges You On Their Accessories
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Very Overpriced Lame Vehicle Options
VW
VW Very Worrisome (Sent in by Alan Boyd)
Virtually Worthless
Very Wonderful
Very Weird
Very Old Lowered Kinky Sedan With A Great Engine Noise
Volks Who?
Have fun, oricum nu e pe bune ;))
ACURA
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates
AMC
Always Made Crap
Autos May Combust
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Always Under Diagnostic Inspection
Always Upside-down, Double Interest
Another Understated Dealer Incentive
A Used Dodge Incognito
BMW
Bob Marley and the Wailers
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Beautiful Models Wanted
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Biggest Metal Waste
Big Money Works
Bring My Wallet
Burn My Wallet
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Bring More Women
Bring More Wrenches
Bavarian Money Waster
Bring My Wad!
Blew My Wad!
Big Money Wasted
Bring Money Where?
Buy More Women
But Mom, Why?
Big Manufactured Waste
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Idiot's Cat Killer
CADILLAC
Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions
Company Asking Dealers If Local Lawyers Are Calling
CAMARO
Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cant Have Every Vehicle Race On Last Every Time
Can hear every valve rattle, oil leaks every time
Check Heads Every Valve Rattles Or Leaks Every Time
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattling Oil Leaking Everywhere Truck
CHEVY
Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, or Lifter Every Time
Can't Have Everything Vern, YaknowwhatImean?
Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
Crap Hasn't Evolved Yet
CHRYSLER
Everyone knows who Lee Iacocca is right? His name IACOCCA stands for:
I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation America
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair (From James Bragg)
Company Has Rid Your Savings Legally: Electronic Robbery
Chrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser - Expect Repercussions
PT Loser (for PT Cruiser name)
PT Boozer
CORVETTE
Costly Ordinary Repairs, Very Expensive Transmissions Tires Etc (Sent in by Alan Boyd)
DAEWOO
Damn All Engines With Oriental Operations
Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally
DODGE
Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive
Doesn't only die, gets eaten
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Design Of Diabolical German Engineer
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Damned Old Dudes Going Everywhere
Damn Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine
Dodge Neon: Need Engine Overhauled Now (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
Darned Old Dirty Greasy Engine
Don't Our Dealers Gouge Everyone
FERRARI
Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively
FIAT
Found In A Trashcan
Fantastic In A Tightspot
Finest Italian Automotive Technology
Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
Failure In Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!
Fix It Another Time
FIRESTONE
Firestone Inexplicably Recalls Explosive SUV Tires On Non-stable Explorers (I worked on this one for 2 hours! - Jeff)
Firestone Overstates Reliability Data (The best one I've come up with yet, my personal fav.- Jeff)
FORD
Aspire: A Swift Punt In Rear End
PINTO: Please, It's Not Too Odious!
PINTO: Pyrotechnics Inevitable; No Timer Onboard
PINTO: Put In New Transmission Often
Ford Pinto: Flaming Oven Roasted Driver-Passengers Incinerated Nine Times Over (Sent in by Laurin)
THUNDERBIRD: This Hoopty Usually Needs Daily Engine Repair But It Rolls Downhill (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
MUSTANG - Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes
Found on repairman's doorstep
Found on rack daily
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Full Of Rust Deposits
Faithful, Obedient, Reliable, Dependable
F**KING OLD RETARDED DRIVER
Ford Focus....Ford F**ck Us
F**ker Only Rolls Downhill
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Found On Rubbish Dump
F***ed Over Road Disaster!
F***ing Oakey's Really Dig'em
F**king Obese Road Disasters
F**king Old Retarded Dudes
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Depreciation
F***ing Old Rebuilt Dodge
For Old Retired Drunks
Here's a good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
Here's another good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Relies On Family
First On Recall Day
Fast On Race Day
For Off Road Driving
Fireball On Rear Damage
First On Race Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
Fault Of R & D
MUSTANG - Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage
F***ed On Raw Deal
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Most tasteless one on the page: Found O.J. and Ron's DNA
Flip Over, Read Directions
Fork Over Remaining Dough
F**king Owners Really Dumb
F***ed On Race Day
(F)illped (O)ver (R)esevation (D)ecoration
(F)**ked (O)ver (R)ebuilt (D)iahatsu
For Old Retired Dutchmen
Found On Road Draggin
Frickin Old Ragged Dumpster
Fu**ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
First On Repair Day
FORD Owners Really Dumb
From Our Reject Department
LTD = Load of Trash from Detroit
GEO
Get Everything Overpriced
Got Everything Overhauled
GM
Government Motors
General Maintenance
General Mistakes
Generally Malfunctions
General Misery
Great Mess
General Malpractice
Genital Motors
Give More
GiMme
Getting Malignant
Got Me
Grab Me
GMC
God's Mechanical Curse
Getting Mostly Crap
GM Made Crap
Generally Makes Clouds
Garage Man's Companion
Generic Motors Corporation
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Greatest Mistake Created
Great Mountain of Crap
Greasy Messy Contraption
Gay Man's Chevy
Generically Made Chevrolet
Gimme My Checkbook!
Get More Cash!
HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad's Assistance
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything (From James Bragg)
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
Honda Options: No Deal Available!
Hold On, No Dealer Add-ons!
Honda Options Never Deal Affordably
Hang On, No Dealer Acquisitions!
HUMMER
Hope U Made Me Extra Reliable (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources
HYUNDAI
Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
Hope You Understand: Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
Hardly Your Understanding New Dealer Allowance Incentive
Hold Your Usual Nitpicks, Designs Are Improved
Helps You Undergo New Debt After Inception
Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside
Hope You Understand, No Deals Available Inside
Jeep
Just Empty Every Pocket
Just Expect Every Problem (Sent in by a visitor)
Just Eats Every Penny
Just Everybody Else's Parts
Junk Everyone Eventually Piles
Just Expect Extra Payments
Jaguar
Just A Guess U Are Rich (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
Jumps Around Grinds Uncontrollably Always Rusting
Jump Around Get Up And Run
Kia
Keep It Away!
Kick It's Ass
Korean Imitation Accord
Korea's Imported Accident
Killer's Imported Asset
Kiss It Away
Killed In Action
Keep Inside Asia
Korea Invades America
Korean Industrial Accident
Killer Implosion Awaits
Killed In Accident
LAMBORGHINI
Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image
Lucky A Man By Owning Really Gives His Image Nice Inflation
Lincoln
Litigant In Numerous Claims Of Legal Negligence (Sent in by Alan Boyd)
LOTUS
Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious
Maserati
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Must Always Zoom Down Asphalt
Most Are Zealously Duped Always
MERCEDES
My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke - But Efficiency Near Zero
Most Expensive Road Car Everyone Drives Except Steve
Merger Engaged Reverse Chrysler Entering Decline Evident Soon
MITSUBISHI
Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents (Courtesy James Bragg, FightingChance.com)
May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside (Sent in by a visitor)
Men In Tight Spots Uttering Bulls__t In Sexual Harassment Investigation
MOPAR
Match Old Parts As Required
Most Often Parked At Roadside
Move Over, Power Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Runnin'
Move Over People Are Racing
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Motor On Pavement After Race
Moments Of Power Are Rare
NISSAN
Nobody Intelligent Sorrowfully Saying Ahhh Nutz
Need I Say Something About Nothing
Never In Season Simply A No-show
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
Oldmobile
PLYMOUTH
PLYMOUTH Please Leave Your Money Order Under The Hood (Sent in by Alan Boyd)
PONTIAC
Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac
Piece Of Nasty Tacky Icky Ass Crap
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
FIREBIRD: Fast Irresistible Real Electrifying Bird Inexpensive Racing Dare-Devil
Pretty Overpriced Not That I Am Concerned
PORSCHE
Plenty Of Receipts. Sorry, Can't Have Everything
PLENTY OF REPAIRS SERVICE CAN'T HELP EVERYTHING
Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything
ROLLS
Regal Opulent Lovely Luxury Sedan (Sent in by Alan Boyd)
SAAB
Some Ass Actually Boughtit!
Styling Absent After Buyout
Backwards >>>> Bad Asses Always Suffocate
Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sorry Assed American Buyers
Start Adding Additional Brakefluid
Stop Asking About Brakes!
Sorry As A Bum
SALEEN
Some Aristocrats Love Every Expensive Novelty
SATURN
Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now
Some Argue That Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Send Another Towtruck Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Same American Trash Under Revised Name
SUBARU
Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
SUBARU backwards is: U R A BUS (You are a bus)
Subaru: Souped Up Bad Ass Racing Unit
Souped Up Blazingly Awesome Racing Unit
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Totalled Only Yesterday, Officer Towed Away
This One You Oughta Tow Away
To Operate Your Own Terrific Automobile
Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towed Away
Toyota Overcharges You On Their Accessories
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Very Overpriced Lame Vehicle Options
VW
VW Very Worrisome (Sent in by Alan Boyd)
Virtually Worthless
Very Wonderful
Very Weird
Very Old Lowered Kinky Sedan With A Great Engine Noise
Volks Who?
Have fun, oricum nu e pe bune ;))
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