Kiss FM

Ziua buna nu incepe de dimineata, ci cu horoscopul citit :)

sâmbătă, 28 mai 2011

ECC-Final-Second part

Dezamagire.dezamagire.Manchester nu mai este echipa tipic englezeasca (adik ataca din primul minut pana la fluierul final).Suntem 7 aici k de obicei 6 sunt fericiti si unu(adik eu)dezamagit.Dak am uitat sa va spun ma asteptam k Manchester sa castige ECC.Se pare k de kte ori tin cu o echipa ea pierde...See ya...Have a nice night!Oricum in seara asta e Partydyl KISS FM :)

ECC-Final-First part

Iata k a ajuns si ziua finalei Champions League: Barcelona - Manchester United.Momentan e 1-1 dupa golurile lui Petro(Barcelona) si respectiv Rooney(Manchester United).Dupa primele 5 minute Manchester arata k va domina meciul si va intrerupe TIKA-TIKA, dar nu a fost asa:(.Sper k sa nu se intample k la postul knd Romania a jukt cu Bosnia.I will be back with second part. :D

joi, 26 mai 2011

I'm alive!

Primul post dupa 21.05.2011.Normal akum trebuia sa fiu la judecata de apoi dar WOW i'm stil aive alive.Am auzit k acel domn kre a calculat el din biblie nu e de gasit de sambata seara.Eu cred k nu a putut sa se impace cu idee k va fi sfarsitul lumii si sa sinucis.Deci... WE STILL ALIVE \:D/

joi, 19 mai 2011

Nu calcati iarba!


Acum kteva zile am citit o chestie interesanta pe blogul lui Dezbracatu' (http://www.gogaie.ro/). Era vorba despre un caine un parc si chestii dastea.In aproape toate parcurile de la noi din tara vezi "Nu calcati iarba", "Nu rupeti florile" (in cazul florilor sunt de acord).Dar dc sa nu calcam iarba?Oare domnul Oprescu, domnul Vanghelie, domnul Piedone, domnul Marian Dragu platesc din buzunarul propriu gazonul?NU PLATESC.Angajatii sunt platiti cu bani din taxe si impozite platite de locuitorii orasului.Cum se face k in New York in Central Park totii au voie sa calce iarba si in tara noastra sunt niste reguli kre nusi au rostul.


Ink cva domnilor XYZ, dak nu mai vreti sa calce nimeni iarba puneti o pancarta... pentru k romanul :
"NU CALCATI PE IARBA"-dc sa nu calc ce se poate intampla?
"CALCATI PE IARBA"- :)) dc sa calc?e un ordin cva...
Deci regurile sunt facute sa fie incalcate.

miercuri, 18 mai 2011

21.05.2011

Dupa mai multe tentative esuate de a prezice sfarsitul lumi: 1990-1992-1994-1999-2000-2001-2005;un american in varsta de 89 d ani ani a prezis k pe 21.05.2011 va fi sfarsitul lumi adik pe TOATA Terra va fi un cutremur.In acel articol mai scria k mai multe americani si-au dat demisia deja de la locuri de munca si sau dus spre un loc sigur.Acel american a prezis sfarsitul lumi bazanduse pe numerelogie si calcule (am zis eu k matematica te inebuneste dar nimeni nu ma crezut).Asa k domnule XY lasane cu dastea...Dupa data asta va fi 21.12.2012...Chiar vreau sa aflu kn va fi urmatoarea data pentru sfarsitul lumi.Akum 2-3 saptamani m-am uitat pe Trinitas TV duminica dimineata (pentru cei kre nu stiu Trinitas TV este televiziunea Patriarhiei Romane)si la un moment dat preotul a zis : "Alfa si Omega, inceputul si sfarsitul".Ok...alfa prima litera a alfabetului grec si omega ultima; in nici un caz nu se refera la sfarsitul omenirii.
Dupa parerea mea ar fi:
ALFA-data/ora knd se naste un om
OMEGA-omul isi incheie misiunea pe kre a avuto p Terra
Deci iubiti cititori nu mai credeti toate vorbele kre apar in presa, mass-media, internet sau alte surse de informare.Ma gandesc ce am sa scriu pe 22.12.2012...

Noua dovada k manelele sunt de SHIT!!!

Acesta este un articol luat de pe http://www.cancan.ro/

Dan Bursuc: "Îmi vin idei incredibile de manele la WC"


Dan Bursuc a explicat cum decurge "procesul" prin care iau naştere manelele de succes.
Artistul şi producătorul a explicat că nu are un anume ritual atunci când compune, i se întâmplă să o facă în diverse locuri, fără să aibă o locaţie anume. Bursuc nu s-a ferit să spună că cele mai bune idei îi vin atunci când e la toaletă.
"Hiturile ies când ai inspiraţie, indiferent unde te afli. Îmi vin idei incredibile la WC", a declarat Dan Bursuc la "Poveştiri de Noapte".

luni, 16 mai 2011

joi, 12 mai 2011

Strong!

Lipsa de adrenalina si-a pus aprenta asupra telefonului meu.A trecut mai mult de 4luni d knd nu a mai cazut, exceptand faptul k luni a "baut" lapte ZUZU.Astazi a incerkt o noua provocare: o cazatura de la etajul 3 al caminului A8, ajung jos l-am cautat cva timp si knd lam pornit OMG ink merge mai bine k atunci knd a fost nou.Ultima cazatura a fost in decembrie dar de la etajul 2.Astept sa vad kre va fi deznodamandul la o kzatura de la etajul 4.Deci Nokia 6500 slide cel mai rezistent tefelon ever :)

miercuri, 11 mai 2011

Multa bafta Hotel FM!!!

In seara asta Hotel Fm va participa in semifinala:multa bafta:

luni, 9 mai 2011

De ce? Why? Porque?

In primul rand salutari tuturor, am revenit din practica!!!Am o multime de idei dar putin timp, dar am sa incerc sa postez toate ideile.
Astazi dupa ceam venit din practica, asteptand 105, era i familie de tigani se certau, iar dupa ce femeia sa zis cva p tiganeste acesta sa dus spre ea si ia dat 1 pumn.Toata lumea se uita la ei.Dupa lovitura tiganca a cazut si am crezut k "head shot".Acum ma gandesc cat de inuman, cat de tampit, cat de prost poti sa fi sa lovesti o tiganca   femeie? Acelui tip ii dedic urmatoarea piesa:


P.S. nu ma identific in piesa!!!

luni, 2 mai 2011

Amintiri din adolescenta!!! :x

Vineri seara am ajuns acasa, d data aceasta cu trenul; k de obicei am coborat la gara, iar la intersectia Bd. Republici cu Str. Eroilor (pe diagonala cu politia) am asteptat p cnv.Ok, dar asta conteaza mai putin; dupa 2 ani am trecut pe langa fostul meu liceu (park arata din ce in ce mai bine, parerea mea) si mergand p langa gardul m-am gandit sa va spun k :


Clasa a IX-a:
I will always remember : Sala 4 (Home sweet home)
I will always remember : Toti colegi si toate colegele
I will always remember : Diriga
I will always remember : Profa de romana din clasa a IX-a si a X-a (exceptand primele de 2-3 saptamani din primul semestru din clasa a IX-a knd profa era ...Simona the best teacher :D )
I will always remember : Baia :x, (knd intrai era k un incendiu de la fumul de tigari)
I will always remember : Profa de latina (kre a fost foarte intelegatoare cu noi, pt k la ora ei analizam diverse cuvinte si knd ne asculta ma rugam sami cada un substantiv :D )
I will always remember : Stoiculeasca, profa de muzica-kre ne obliga sa invatam melodiile (ea spunea, ea auzea:P )
I will always remember : Profa de istorie tot din clasa a IX-a (alte rugaciune pt k la fiekre ora asculta 3 persoane : de sus, de la mijloc si d jos-conform catalogului)
I will always remember : Profa de anteprenoriala (nu se aranja niciodata, venea ciufulita, nemachiata
 
BRB- pana la baie
 
I will always remember : Profa de franceza :)) =)) (venea cu laptele la scoala, nu mai stiu de la cn cumpara si nu avea timp sal duca aksa)
I will always remember : Profa de fizica (majoritatea luam 6-7-8 adik partea de teorie p kre o scriam la teste k problemele... )
I will always remember : Profa de chimie (era ore 0 adik de la 7-8 adik erau prezente doar 4-5 persoane)
I will always remember : Profa de biologie (nici o amintire)
 
Clasa a X-a :
 
I will always remember : Profa de franceza (Monica- nu o interesa dak ne scriem tema, din partea mea si a tuturor baietilor din clasa (eu, margarit,savu,ice) "Respect pe viata")
I will always remember : Profa de matematica (era singura profesoara kre in fiekre saptamana venea vopsita in diverse culori si sifonerul ei cred k are dimensiunile unui apartament)
I will always remember : Profa de desen (Ora 0 deci :D )
I will always remember : Corpul B :x:x:x
I will always remember : noua profa de istorie (nea luat cartile de joc knd eram in sala de chimie, jukm razboi cu margarit si 1 saptamana nu nea primit la ora ;)) )
I will always remember : restul profesorilor nu s-au schimbat
 
Clasa a XI-a
 
I will always remember : B5 :x:x
I will always remember : prima zi si a doua zi de scoala ;))
I will always remember : erotic slot (eu, margarit, savu, skip-cine facea primul 10000 de puncte castiga :D)
I will always remember : Profa de desen (ne dadea ea foi si creioane doar k sa desenam)
I will always remember : Profa de stiinte (respect pe viata)
I will always remember : Profa de franceza optional (am avut media 10, dar niciodata nu nea ascultat si nici test nu am dat, oricum respect p viata)
I will always remember : Profa de sport (absente fara numar pt k aveam blugi)
I will always remember : ....
 
Clasa a XII-a
 
I will always remember : cea mai naspha an, toti profesorii p care ii aveam ne ameninta k nu ne incheie media si nu intram in bac
I will always remember : Profu de economie (tot ce tin minte de la ora lui este: "Dak de obicei cumparam doua paini si a doua maine nu o mankm ci o aruncam; cumparam in fiekre zi o paine si la sfarsitul saptamani ne ramane bani si pt o sticla e Cola")
I will always remember : Profa de muzica (trebuia sa facem karaoke si c sa cant si eu "BUG Mafia - Juktor adevarat", dupa c am terminat a inceput sa planga pt k sia adus aminte cum o prietena dea ei a pierdut 200 de euro in Austria la jocul ala " Asta are, asta nare, asta-i cea castigatoare"
I will always remember : Profa de sport (exercitiile ei de gimnatisk)
I will always remember : Proful de istorie (tot respectul din lume)
I will always remember : Proful de geografie (dupa ce in scoala generala am facut geografie cu doamna Puisor, in ultimul an de liceu am facut cu domnul Puisor, am dat bacul la geografie si norocul meu a fost doamna Puisor k profu era cu tehnologia-videoproiector-laptop-chestii dastea)
I will always remember : am uitat sa zic din toti ani de profa de religie (ne obliga sa invatam rugaciuni si asa am invatat si eu Crezul :D )
 
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I will always remember : septica-la pacha
I will always remember : profa de engleza-diriga (ne certa, ne facea prosti, avea un mod aparte de a preda-TOT RESPECTUL)
 
Si au mai fost cateva momente comice: cand mam certat cu diriga pt k nu voiam sa port tricoul (un tricoul alb cu emblema Colegiul National "Barbu Stirbei", knd iam zis k eu nu vin sa pun flori in curtea scoli, knd am plekt in prima zi din clasa a XI-a si apoi ma vazut peste kteva ore in oras, knd nu am vrut sa fiu de serviciu la usa-sa sun-chestii dastea...
 
:X:X:X   I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER : HIGHSCHOOL YEARS   :X:X:X

/:)

In seara asta m-am gandit de unde vine numele masinilor:Audi, Dacia, BMW?Dak DACIA vine de la : "Daca Ai Cap Ia-ti Alta", pt celelalte am cautat p net si am gasit:
ACURA


Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead

Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates



AMC

Always Made Crap

Autos May Combust



AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

Always Under Diagnostic Inspection

Always Upside-down, Double Interest

Another Understated Dealer Incentive

A Used Dodge Incognito





BMW

Bob Marley and the Wailers

Beautiful Mechanical Wonder

Beautiful Models Wanted

Bavarian Manure Wagon

Biggest Metal Waste

Big Money Works

Bring My Wallet

Burn My Wallet

Bought My Wife

Brutal Money Waster

Break My Window

Bring More Women

Bring More Wrenches

Bavarian Money Waster

Bring My Wad!

Blew My Wad!

Big Money Wasted

Bring Money Where?

Buy More Women

But Mom, Why?

Big Manufactured Waste



BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

Big Ugly Idiot's Cat Killer



CADILLAC

Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions

Company Asking Dealers If Local Lawyers Are Calling





CAMARO

Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing





CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Cant Have Every Vehicle Race On Last Every Time

Can hear every valve rattle, oil leaks every time

Check Heads Every Valve Rattles Or Leaks Every Time

Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattling Oil Leaking Everywhere Truck



CHEVY

Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, or Lifter Every Time

Can't Have Everything Vern, YaknowwhatImean?

Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet

Crap Hasn't Evolved Yet





CHRYSLER

Everyone knows who Lee Iacocca is right? His name IACOCCA stands for:

I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation America



Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair (From James Bragg)

Company Has Rid Your Savings Legally: Electronic Robbery

Chrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser - Expect Repercussions

PT Loser (for PT Cruiser name)

PT Boozer



CORVETTE

Costly Ordinary Repairs, Very Expensive Transmissions Tires Etc (Sent in by Alan Boyd)





DAEWOO

Damn All Engines With Oriental Operations

Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally



DODGE

Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive

Doesn't only die, gets eaten

Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater

Design Of Diabolical German Engineer

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

Damned Old Dudes Going Everywhere

Damn Overhauls Do Get Expensive

Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine

Dodge Neon: Need Engine Overhauled Now (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)

Darned Old Dirty Greasy Engine

Don't Our Dealers Gouge Everyone



FERRARI

Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively



FIAT

Found In A Trashcan

Fantastic In A Tightspot

Finest Italian Automotive Technology

Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation

Failure In Italian Automotive Technology

Fix It All the Time

Fix it again, Tony!

Fix It Another Time



FIRESTONE

Firestone Inexplicably Recalls Explosive SUV Tires On Non-stable Explorers (I worked on this one for 2 hours! - Jeff)

Firestone Overstates Reliability Data (The best one I've come up with yet, my personal fav.- Jeff)



FORD

Aspire: A Swift Punt In Rear End

PINTO: Please, It's Not Too Odious!

PINTO: Pyrotechnics Inevitable; No Timer Onboard

PINTO: Put In New Transmission Often

Ford Pinto: Flaming Oven Roasted Driver-Passengers Incinerated Nine Times Over (Sent in by Laurin)

THUNDERBIRD: This Hoopty Usually Needs Daily Engine Repair But It Rolls Downhill (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)

MUSTANG - Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes

Found on repairman's doorstep

Found on rack daily

Ford Owners Recommend Dodge

Full Of Rust Deposits

Faithful, Obedient, Reliable, Dependable

F**KING OLD RETARDED DRIVER

Ford Focus....Ford F**ck Us

F**ker Only Rolls Downhill

Fancy Oil Recycling Device

Found On Rubbish Dump

F***ed Over Road Disaster!

F***ing Oakey's Really Dig'em

F**king Obese Road Disasters

F**king Old Retarded Dudes

Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Depreciation

F***ing Old Rebuilt Dodge

For Old Retired Drunks

Here's a good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot

Here's another good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Relies On Family

First On Recall Day

Fast On Race Day

For Off Road Driving

Fireball On Rear Damage

First On Race Day

First On Rust and Deterioration

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road, Dead

Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven

Fault Of R & D

MUSTANG - Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage

F***ed On Raw Deal

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

Most tasteless one on the page: Found O.J. and Ron's DNA

Flip Over, Read Directions

Fork Over Remaining Dough

F**king Owners Really Dumb

F***ed On Race Day

(F)illped (O)ver (R)esevation (D)ecoration

(F)**ked (O)ver (R)ebuilt (D)iahatsu

For Old Retired Dutchmen

Found On Road Draggin

Frickin Old Ragged Dumpster

Fu**ed Over Rebuilt Dodge

First On Repair Day

FORD Owners Really Dumb

From Our Reject Department

LTD = Load of Trash from Detroit



GEO

Get Everything Overpriced

Got Everything Overhauled



GM

Government Motors

General Maintenance

General Mistakes

Generally Malfunctions

General Misery

Great Mess

General Malpractice

Genital Motors

Give More

GiMme

Getting Malignant

Got Me

Grab Me



GMC

God's Mechanical Curse

Getting Mostly Crap

GM Made Crap

Generally Makes Clouds

Garage Man's Companion

Generic Motors Corporation

Got A Mechanic Coming?

Greatest Mistake Created

Great Mountain of Crap

Greasy Messy Contraption

Gay Man's Chevy

Generically Made Chevrolet

Gimme My Checkbook!

Get More Cash!



HONDA

Had One, Never Did Again

Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad's Assistance

Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything (From James Bragg)

Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

Honda Options: No Deal Available!

Hold On, No Dealer Add-ons!

Honda Options Never Deal Affordably

Hang On, No Dealer Acquisitions!



HUMMER

Hope U Made Me Extra Reliable (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)

Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources



HYUNDAI

Here's Y U Never Drive An Import

Hope You Understand: Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive

Hardly Your Understanding New Dealer Allowance Incentive

Hold Your Usual Nitpicks, Designs Are Improved

Helps You Undergo New Debt After Inception

Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside

Hope You Understand, No Deals Available Inside



Jeep

Just Empty Every Pocket

Just Expect Every Problem (Sent in by a visitor)

Just Eats Every Penny

Just Everybody Else's Parts

Junk Everyone Eventually Piles

Just Expect Extra Payments





Jaguar

Just A Guess U Are Rich (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)

Jumps Around Grinds Uncontrollably Always Rusting

Jump Around Get Up And Run



Kia

Keep It Away!

Kick It's Ass

Korean Imitation Accord

Korea's Imported Accident

Killer's Imported Asset

Kiss It Away

Killed In Action

Keep Inside Asia

Korea Invades America

Korean Industrial Accident

Killer Implosion Awaits

Killed In Accident



LAMBORGHINI

Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image

Lucky A Man By Owning Really Gives His Image Nice Inflation



Lincoln

Litigant In Numerous Claims Of Legal Negligence (Sent in by Alan Boyd)



LOTUS

Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious



Maserati

Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)



MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

Must Always Zoom Down Asphalt

Most Are Zealously Duped Always



MERCEDES

My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke - But Efficiency Near Zero

Most Expensive Road Car Everyone Drives Except Steve

Merger Engaged Reverse Chrysler Entering Decline Evident Soon



MITSUBISHI

Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete

Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents (Courtesy James Bragg, FightingChance.com)

May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside (Sent in by a visitor)

Men In Tight Spots Uttering Bulls__t In Sexual Harassment Investigation



MOPAR

Match Old Parts As Required

Most Often Parked At Roadside

Move Over, Power Approaching Rapidly

My Old Pig Ain't Runnin'

Move Over People Are Racing

Mostly Old Parts And Rust

Motor On Pavement After Race

Moments Of Power Are Rare



NISSAN

Nobody Intelligent Sorrowfully Saying Ahhh Nutz

Need I Say Something About Nothing

Never In Season Simply A No-show



OLDSMOBILE

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

Oldmobile



PLYMOUTH

PLYMOUTH Please Leave Your Money Order Under The Hood (Sent in by Alan Boyd)



PONTIAC

Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac

Piece Of Nasty Tacky Icky Ass Crap

Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car

FIREBIRD: Fast Irresistible Real Electrifying Bird Inexpensive Racing Dare-Devil

Pretty Overpriced Not That I Am Concerned



PORSCHE

Plenty Of Receipts. Sorry, Can't Have Everything

PLENTY OF REPAIRS SERVICE CAN'T HELP EVERYTHING

Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything





ROLLS

Regal Opulent Lovely Luxury Sedan (Sent in by Alan Boyd)



SAAB

Some Ass Actually Boughtit!

Styling Absent After Buyout

Backwards >>>> Bad Asses Always Suffocate

Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards

Sad Attempt At Beauty

Send Another Automobile Back

Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

Sorry Assed American Buyers

Start Adding Additional Brakefluid

Stop Asking About Brakes!

Sorry As A Bum



SALEEN

Some Aristocrats Love Every Expensive Novelty



SATURN

Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now

Some Argue That Ubiquitous Repairs Needed

Send Another Towtruck Ubiquitous Repairs Needed

Same American Trash Under Revised Name



SUBARU

Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas

SUBARU backwards is: U R A BUS (You are a bus)

Subaru: Souped Up Bad Ass Racing Unit

Souped Up Blazingly Awesome Racing Unit



TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

Totalled Only Yesterday, Officer Towed Away

This One You Oughta Tow Away

To Operate Your Own Terrific Automobile

Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towed Away

Toyota Overcharges You On Their Accessories



VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

Very Overpriced Lame Vehicle Options



VW

VW Very Worrisome (Sent in by Alan Boyd)

Virtually Worthless

Very Wonderful

Very Weird

Very Old Lowered Kinky Sedan With A Great Engine Noise

Volks Who?

Have fun, oricum nu e pe bune ;))